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>> Thursday, August 13, 2009
So it's been a while since I've posted a few funny outtakes from the girls so here we go, before I forget!
Yesterday Delaney and Addy decided to have bacon, tubside. That's right, folks. Delaney grabbed two tupperware containers, filled them with the bacon I had cooked for dinner that night and delivered them to Addy in the bathtub. They had a most lovely time eating bacon while they swam. I saw it as a multitasking adventure . . . after all, should you get bacon grease on you, you can wash it right off. And don't judge me, I'm just desperate for a few moments peace. After all, who can whine when your mouth is full of bacon?
Also yesterday, our sweet friend Hannah came over to play. When she entered Delaney's room she says, "That's not Howard." Addy explains, rather bluntly, "He's in da drain." "Really?" Hannah asks? Of course, isn't that where all pet fish hang out? So, of course, Hannah wants to SEE Howard in the drain. He's not there, of course. Don't you remember me turning on the dish disposal just milliseconds after he slid down the sink? Then Hannah says, "Well, you know, your new fish looks NOTHING like Howard." We're aware. That's why we named her Anna. So I don't have to remember what I did.
Finally, we were doing puzzles today with our Mimi and Pops, and Delaney was dishing out jobs for each person to do. She assigned Pops the "allbra" position. The "allbra," we ask her? Yeah, you know the purple thing on Ariel. That would be Ariel's bathing suit top, which is rather skimpy. Pops declined the "allbra" or bra position. Not really his thing.
More to come, I'm sure!
Yesterday Delaney and Addy decided to have bacon, tubside. That's right, folks. Delaney grabbed two tupperware containers, filled them with the bacon I had cooked for dinner that night and delivered them to Addy in the bathtub. They had a most lovely time eating bacon while they swam. I saw it as a multitasking adventure . . . after all, should you get bacon grease on you, you can wash it right off. And don't judge me, I'm just desperate for a few moments peace. After all, who can whine when your mouth is full of bacon?
Also yesterday, our sweet friend Hannah came over to play. When she entered Delaney's room she says, "That's not Howard." Addy explains, rather bluntly, "He's in da drain." "Really?" Hannah asks? Of course, isn't that where all pet fish hang out? So, of course, Hannah wants to SEE Howard in the drain. He's not there, of course. Don't you remember me turning on the dish disposal just milliseconds after he slid down the sink? Then Hannah says, "Well, you know, your new fish looks NOTHING like Howard." We're aware. That's why we named her Anna. So I don't have to remember what I did.
Finally, we were doing puzzles today with our Mimi and Pops, and Delaney was dishing out jobs for each person to do. She assigned Pops the "allbra" position. The "allbra," we ask her? Yeah, you know the purple thing on Ariel. That would be Ariel's bathing suit top, which is rather skimpy. Pops declined the "allbra" or bra position. Not really his thing.
More to come, I'm sure!
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